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Phantom of the Opera's movie more like Swarovski Crystal ad with singing on par with a high school stage production

@Zeether Gerard Butler can't sing. How does Jared Buckmymer expect me to believe the Phantom is a musical genius when he cast a man who can't sing? 😖

@allianora I watched like...80% of that movie on a live stream and everyone in chat was riffing on it, saying stuff like "This line isn't supposed to be spoken" and "lmao his face doesn't even look scarred"

@Zeether He does this hoarse whispering vocal fry sort of thing. "Open up your miiiind! Let your fantasies - I'm Batman!"

@allianora The only good singer was Minnie Driver

Except that wasn't even her voice

@Zeether Really? I remember Minnie Driver singing on The Riches, too. I thought she could really sing.

@allianora Yeah they dubbed her voice

I just looked it up on wiki

@allianora Oh also, Emmy Rossum was underage during shooting. Someone said it in chat and it made everything creepier

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@Zeether Emmy Rossum's got that whole Keira Knightly "I emote by letting my mouth hang open" thing and that bothers me.

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@allianora hahaha yes, I forgot that

I was making DULL SURPRISE jokes in chat