Phantom of the Opera's movie more like Swarovski Crystal ad with singing on par with a high school stage production
@Zeether Gerard Butler can't sing. How does Jared Buckmymer expect me to believe the Phantom is a musical genius when he cast a man who can't sing? 😖
@Zeether He does this hoarse whispering vocal fry sort of thing. "Open up your miiiind! Let your fantasies - I'm Batman!"
@allianora The only good singer was Minnie Driver
Except that wasn't even her voice
@Zeether Really? I remember Minnie Driver singing on The Riches, too. I thought she could really sing.
@allianora Yeah they dubbed her voice
I just looked it up on wiki
@Zeether 😱 That is so disappointing.
@allianora Oh also, Emmy Rossum was underage during shooting. Someone said it in chat and it made everything creepier
@Zeether Emmy Rossum's got that whole Keira Knightly "I emote by letting my mouth hang open" thing and that bothers me.
@allianora hahaha yes, I forgot that
I was making DULL SURPRISE jokes in chat
@Zeether I liked the guy who played Raoul, but nobody likes Raoul so it doesn't matter.
@allianora Also the masquerade scene is so hilariously bland and not colorful
I haven't watched the musical but everyone was saying "WTF WITH ALL THE GOLD LOL THIS IS SO BAD"
@Zeether It's like they blew the whole budget of that movie on candles.
@allianora The candles rising from the water lol
Also the electric guitar during the ANGEL OF MUSIC part because Webber thinks he can be hip and cool like that
@allianora I watched like...80% of that movie on a live stream and everyone in chat was riffing on it, saying stuff like "This line isn't supposed to be spoken" and "lmao his face doesn't even look scarred"