alex but cold @agaric@witches.town

@Murkrow (Closes curtains)

HI, WE NOTICE YOU'RE USING CURTAINS.
We get it, people knocking on your window are annoying. But we depend on money generated by knocking on windows. Please consider deactivating your curtains or cutting an exception in them using scissors or a craft knife. If you want to keep using them, purchasing a subscription lets you support us window-knocking-free.

> I UNDERSTAND AND WILL DEACTIVATE MY CURTAIN

> CLOSE

ATTENTION: The deadline to enroll in an insurance plan for 2018 through http://healthcare.gov is DECEMBER 15.

Get cracking, blossoms!

It turns out that the polar ice caps are melting because Santa's elves are running a 500-megawatt bitcoin mining rig

https://mastodon.social/media/4iJ75p3nGLMkza5P-S4

"In that moment, it became my mission. With the help of fake reviews, mystique and nonsense, I was going to do it: turn my shed into London's top-rated restaurant on TripAdvisor."

https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/434gqw/i-made-my-shed-the-top-rated-restaurant-on-tripadvisor

I have been so tempted to do this. Heh.

#tripadvisor #fakereviews #restaurant

in the USA, it is a holiday tradition to have.,,,.... *squinting at the autocue* ..... Egg-Dog

google and amazon are playing games with each other's userbases as pawns, zombie yahoo is suing and being sued by mozilla for sucking - it's like christmas but for folks who want to see the corporate web burn while decentralized alternatives rise from the ashes