Amazon CEO Jeeff Beezos
hottie espresso machine maintenance man at my job today 👀
@hrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnngggggggg@freedom.horse = 1 prayer
I think it’s important to quit framing Mastodon as a Twitter replacement. They both have different uses!
Mastodon’s where you go to build/find community in a decentralized space, while Twitter’s where you go to emulate the feeling of sticking your head into a boiling vat of cooking oil.
@ElfLord thanks! didnt happen this class but maybe next week
@agaric I hope you dunk on someone.
my lil gay ass in the physical education building for the first time ever... for a yoga class
@Murkrow does coughing with a full mouth and expelling snot count as an em*tion
just did an extremely gross thing in public
n i g h t p i c s
https://flic.kr/tfh11
me: 20 minutes early for class
my teacher: currently late for class
@sireebob rly makes u think
at the gig my friend just did a cover from the first album that got me into good music and I'm feeling it
going to the gig the night before classes start like a responsible young student
retoot if you would walk by his side and console him and listen to him talk about his sorrows
its already afternoon and i dont feel like a functioning person yet
posted from birdsite (@lavenderashtray)
"please do not use words like "policeman" or "policewoman". please instead use the gender-neutral word "pig"
😂
@c8rz "otherwise, well written"