like no joke if some rich person randomly told me "here have a house and bunch of cash" you can bet the first thing I'd do is deck it out with hot pink and cyan like a vaporwave album cover

and I'd also replace the front lawn with some sort of huge garden, and put up signs letting people take the growing food for free, adjacent property values be damned

@vantablack
word on the street is theres some guy in Washington who buys houses and paints them all black to fuck up neighboring property values and then rents them out to punx