Yuffy @Yuffy@witches.town

Day 6. Je poste très tard mon selfie pris dans la lumière du matin
#100selfieschallenge https://witches.town/media/rMNzGnuSX3LXngrO15w

HOW TO GET A BEACH BODY
1) Write down on parchment a list of everyone who wants to see you fail.
2) Go to the beach under the light of the moon.
3) Wet the sand with tears, form it into a humanoid shape.
4) Insert your list into the shape's "head".
5) Complete the 18th Ward (Diremoth's Chain), command the winds, and utter 3 lost names.

Voila! Your beach body will rise, ready to confound your enemies.

TO DISMISS: Say aloud "I look good" and believe it. This may take some practice.

5 Ways to Keep Your Makeup From Sliding Off Your Face This Summer

1) Befriend a gorgon or basilisk. You'll find them near sculpture gardens. Bring a gift basket of cheeses and a willingness to give face time and you're most the way there!
2) Craft an iron support mask with adjustable leather straps and never take it off.
3) Drink Solomyn's Ichor Solution #8 to seal over your pores. You'll sweat with your tongue, like a hound, but that make-up won't move!
4) Transform into a being of pure energy and disperse into the cosmos.
5) Lacquer? I dunno. Some kind of glue? Face glue? As a last resort, if the other tips don't work?

Je suis dans une situation de vie précaire aucun soutien de mes parent et aucun revenue. J'ai une opportunité sur bordeaux. J'y vais demain vue que je doit quité l'endroit ou je suis.

Si vous voulez m'aidez vous pouvez le faire en boostant se toot ou avec une donation sur mon paypal que je puise manger et peux être trouvé un endroit ou dormir.

Merci d'avance du soutien et de l'aide.

toot: https://mamot.fr/@Ronce/1791676

paypal: https://paypal.me/lezarius

Bon mastodon. Tu connais pas une personne safe, sympa et qui veux bien m'heberger sur bordeaux ? J'ai un grosse oportunité la bas.

I'm reading a list of secondary sex characteristics, y'know these things that are supposed to "define your gender, it's biology sweaty ;-)" and:

1) It's always "on average, typically";
2) Each and every single one of these can happen to both afab and amab people; moreover:
3) Several appear both in the TYPICALLY male and TYPICALLY female characteristics → logical fallacy, very much?

Anyway, there are more than two sets of chromosomes, it's a fact; afab and amab brains aren't wired differently as each brain is unique, idk why I even bother trying tbh, their theories collapse on their own

Je viens de voir cet article passer : http://www.bioalaune.com/fr/actualite-bio/35726/contre-lexploitation-animale-ils-inventent-lait-vache-fabrique-sans-vache

Autant j'ai rien à redire sur le produit en soi, autant pourquoi dire que c'est du lait de vache ? Le goût fait pas que ça vient d'une vache, et si c'est fait sans vache, bah c'est pas du lait de vache... :/

Le lait végétal ça marche bien (au pire juste "lait" ça marche aussi). D'ailleurs, qui dit "viande sans viande" ? Perso j'ai toujours dit viande végétale, mais il y a peut-être que moi...

[Urgent] Sorcière cherche stage d'observation en couture à partir du 6 OU du 12 juin. Sur Toulouse. Durée : deux semaines. Si vous avez des pistes...
Love.

Le coût écologique d’internet est trop lourd, il faut penser un internet low-tech @felixtreguer & Gaël @Reporterre https://reporterre.net/Le-cout-ecologique-d-internet-est-trop-lourd-il-faut-penser-un-internet-low

so with the recent banwave of people who use CFW on 3DS, /hbg/ (the homebrew general thread on 4chan's /vg/) has been doing nothing but try to push the blame on Aurora Wright, the dev of the Luma custom firmware. It's another typical transphobic witch hunt like you'd come to expect. They just needed another excuse. Even though there's no correlation at all between usage of Luma and people who've gotten banned so far. People using CFW other than Luma have been banned. Luma is just the most popular right now. But of course, despite that, the most common post in the threads is " (t-slur) sold us out!"

@Faust @Cherry_Lemonade we could celebrate @Yuffy 's "victory" 😛😛

@Yuffy https://witches.town/media/Ptwvbong4fPOex2E2X0