So I needed a doohickey for my bathroom and Home Depot didn't carry it but they sent me to a place that did. I go in and place my extracated doohickey on the counter and the clerk says, "No way. I had a nightmare last night that a customer would bring one of these in." (cont.)
Well, we find the replacement doohickey and when I went to sign for it, the screen says, "Shop Name" & "My Job's Name." and I was like, "Hey, I work for them!" So I got a discount.