*Looks down in wonder*
I now have boobs.
Welp.
(repeat ad nauseum every day lately)
@Ulfra_Wolfe IT'S WILD, ISN'T IT
@irisjaycomics I got chest jigglies!!!
@Ulfra_Wolfe @irisjaycomics I still remark upon mine as though they're somehow a _discovery_. Like, the titfairy visited in the night and left a deposit in exchange for a quarter under the pillow.
@Ulfra_Wolfe @literorrery oh ABSOLUTELY, it was TOTALLY like that *furtively slides a crisp benjamin under my pillow*
@literorrery @irisjaycomics @Ulfra_Wolfe ... if I stick my boobs under my pillow, d'you think the titfairy could be convinced to take them away and give me a dollar instead? >__<
@green oh totally! It's like upcycling, it's turning unwanted clutter into fashionable accessories
*high five!*
*jiggles*
@Ulfra_Wolfe Best feeling.
@egypturnash I feel like it was just yesterday I was a dude and I feel like I'm just pretending, after all this time. Like it's all a mask, I just rely on it 'cause it makes me feel good. But then why does it make me feel good? Etc. etc.
An annoying cycle.
@Ulfra_Wolfe oh same