I swear I just jumped in FRONT of Hanzo's spirit dragon ability. I may want to be eaten by spirit dragons.
@Ulfra_Wolfe tag your kinks, jeez
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@Ulfra_Wolfe so the very first time I ran across the Barrens (level 10-30 zone, Back In The Day) with a brand new baby tauren hunter (freshly minted level 10) and saw raptors (level 15, hostile) I squealed "OOH RAPTORS" and ran *towards* them until they ate my face and killed me.
I'm pretty sure that is exactly what I would do if confronted with a dragon irl. "OOOH IT'S A DRAGON" *is eaten* "yaaaaay"
@green I'll be honest, if it comes down to a choice, I'm picky prey. A dragon has to seduce me first.
It's just that I am VERY VERY easy to seduce for big beautiful critters, and they don't necessarily have to *try* to.
@Ulfra_Wolfe like I would make a field trip to be eaten by a dragon. "confirmed sightings of a ferocious rampaging dragon in Poland" "WELL FUCK, I'M GOING TO POLAND AND I PROBABLY AIN'T COMIN BACK, time to write my will"
@green I know these feels.
"Big sexy wolf probable cause of disappearances." Welp, I'm gonna go get a red hoodie.
@Ulfra_Wolfe lol! "I will give you $5k and twenty pounds of prime steak if you will bite me a little and let me live. .... sexytimes would be acceptable as well." XD
@green "live" is optional, of course, but... yesss.
@green @Ulfra_Wolfe Dammit green, what -did- your mother teach you, dragons are bitey when you surprise them. Bite first, ask questions later keeps a supposedly mythical beast alive.
Starwing: in truth, some of us might devour simply because we do not wish to reward foolish behavior. While it was a role play and not reality, when a vorephile offered her soul to me without knowing anything about me, I wasn't very gentle. *rumble-chuckle*
@Ulfra_Wolfe *gnaws on your...breakfast cereals*
@Ulfra_Wolfe l-lewd!!~