ghost tentacle @TipsyTentacle@witches.town

shark maids are hella cool
i would cuddle with a shark maid

the world lesbian refers to people who are from lesbo. you know, the lesbo galaxy people. it's a pretty cool place

human civilization is over 2.6 millions years old. but we weren't from earth originally...

what if i am a space cowgirl and i fly away from earth and disappear for a bit
would anyone notice?

everyone you know is actually an alien from mars

george washngton wasn't meeting with aliens
HE WAS AN ALIEN

the roman empire were actually ancient aliens because how else can they create such a huge empire!!
*video of badly made cgi flying saucers flying over hills*

noah's arc actaully existed, but it was actually an ancient alien cloning ship

i learned my history from age of empires ii

someone tell me about the history of the holy roman empire, please~<3
or just parts and cool bits of it~<3

i dont mean pho or banh xeo or anything
i mean the things we would eat for dinner like sour soup, bittermelon soup, fried fish, super marinated salmon, steamed fish... i can't spell in vietnamese so sorry i had to butcher all those meals names.

cook me vietnamese food and i will love you forever

over at @tipsytentacle , i am going to livetoot me reading old game magazines

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SQUIRREL IS CUTE
should i join her instance?

funerals are so sad ):