my girlfriend is hella smart and hella cool and i fucking love her <3
mastodon people are hella cute ohmygosh
send cute selfies <3
try:
awoo()
except:
fine($350)
ohmygod, i just realized. one year ago now, i joined mastodon.social
I logged into twitter like three times since i moved to witches.town
I joined mastodon and thought it would be a good shitpost place until it died and i would go back to twitter.
TIL: the element cobalt is named after kobolds.
No, really: the compound in which cobalt is most commonly found was called "kobold ore" by miners.
my first mastodon posts (on mastodon.social) were lewd communist puns
@TipsyTentacle a board game about dating cute linux machines
@TipsyTentacle collectable card game about compiling and installing your linux machines
You draw one card each turn, the cards are all programs and libraries, all of them have prereqs, if they meet the prereqs you add them to your computer, if not they get shuffled back into your deck
First to have a working system wins
a board game about compiling and installing your linux machines
a board game about dating cute girls
Who called it J-Pop and not Denim Pop??
when can i upload myself into a computer so i can stop having a body.
EMBRACE THE JITPOSTS (jean shitposts)
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and Afficher plus