ghost tentacle @TipsyTentacle@witches.town

... i am an adult now
if i want to buy all the homestuck music albums, gosh darn it, i am going to buy them

i guess i am a luluberlu now

i can't believe my girlfriend is a luluberlu

I saw an ufo today. The government can't hide the truth much longer now that Tipsy Natalie is on the case!!!

If I can't identify what kind of bird it is, I'm going to call it a ufo.

I remember how I was doing homework in the CS computer labs and two men were talking about how they would always take a girl swimming on a first date to see her without makeup.
First of all, waterproof makeup exists
Second of all, holy fuck, can men stop talking about how surprised they are at the difference makeup makes? I'm sorry that society made you think no makeup women look sick and that women have golden eyelids, but maybe you ought to change that besides... This bullshit

Instagram app, giving me a push notification: X posted in the first time in forever.
Moi, disabling all notifications from that app on the system level: blocked