ghost tentacle @TipsyTentacle@witches.town

Me: *tries to type password with one hand*

Me: *realises I don't have the password memorised, it's all muscle memory*

Scientists Detect Human Pheromone That Tells Cats When Least Opportune Time to Walk Across Keyboard

@TipsyTentacle Manyuu Hiken-Cho, or as me and my friends call it, Boob-Stealing Ninjas

in an alternate history Edo Japan where social status is determined by breast size, a daughter of the ruling clan discovers a secret sword technique for transferring others' breast-size to herself (like, she slashes someone with a sword, but instead of them getting cut, their breasts get smaller and hers get bigger)

@TipsyTentacle I can't not reply with Lemon Stealing Whores.

destiny 2 is for lesbians, i don't make the rules:

http://jstationx.com/2017/10/04/destiny-2-lesbian-exotic-items/

@TipsyTentacle https://youtu.be/c6vwum4EFQw

it is SUCH A GOOD FEELING in Factorio to slowly grind down a BIG enemy base and SMASH EM and CRUSH EM until you finally leave only that one Big Worm and when you FINALLY kill it you PAVE OVER EVERYTHING WITH CONCRETE and dance on the thousand bodies of those suckers!!! <3

@TipsyTentacle

*a japanese porn cartoon turns a chair around and sits in it backwards*

yo kids. real talk. people are cute and gettin horny is cool. no big. you just gotta talk it out first before you do stuff so that everybody has fun and nobody's feelings get hurt. awright, i'll catch you wild childs later *finger guns*

@TipsyTentacle another day volunteering at the pumpkin patch