i have like ten crushes on people on mastodon
help, what do i do
@sydneyfalk WHY WHAT OH HECK THING HAPPENED?
even as few as THREE crushes often result in OH HECK moments
@sydneyfalk maybe i get crushes too easily
this is a problem I suffered from at times
it can be disconcerting :\ here is hoping things resolve in satisfactory fashion! <3
I'm still working on this one. Pretty sure there should be a massive research initiative to arrive at a scientifically verified and optimized solution, because it's quite the heck.
heck scientists worldwide work round the clock to decipher the heck
Unfortunately it's a 13-level cipher which really takes a heck of a lot of CPU. They're close to abandoning all hope.
@TipsyTentacle make a lasagne? 🤔
@SarcasmKid tbh if a crush made me food, i would fall in love 👌
@TipsyTentacle it seems like the obvious answer here to "what do i do" is "ten people on mastodon." 😏
@lifning this is a smart idea, hold on
@TipsyTentacle my strategy is to not say anything and also be sad that they don't say anything to me and it works really well
@TipsyTentacle
this is an OH HECK moment