( friend and i are talking about sex toys )
moi : I wonder if an alien (pocket) pussy exists
i want to know if that exists now
her : IT DOES GIVE ME A MOMENT
*link*
moi : oh my gosh, this is my new aesthetics

although tbh, i am disappointed. it's so... samey? it's just a normal pocket pussy, but blue. and has a "double clit", but like, does that even do anything? is it even that alien...?