show: experts believe that 2% of the human population has been abducted by aliens.
moi: *screaming*

show: were the UFOs bases off the coast of LA shooting biological weapons into our atmosphere?
me: * S C R E A M I N G"

show: what could be the goals to these alien abductions? the answer could lie... in our veins!!
me: *SCREAMING *

show: NATO was an alliance made to defend the member nations against ALIEN INVASION.
me: *screaming*

show: the aliens tried to trigger nuclear war between the Cold War powers.
me: *screaming*

show: [...] but when the NATO fighters got there, they reported it was not Soviet aircrafts, but UFOs!!
me: *screaming*

show: aliens are watching us. we need to unite as one people against the aliens, so they don't invade us.
me: *screaming*

show: ANCIENT WONDERS WERE BUILT ON LEY LINES TO PROTECT EARTH FROM SPACE DANGERS. BUT ALIENS ARE DISRUPTING OUR LEY LINES TO DESTROY US
me: *SCREAMING LOUDLY*

show: BUT COUNTERPOINT: WHAT IF ALIENS BUILT THOSE ANCIENT WONDERS IN ORDER TO HARVEST ENERGY FROM LEY LINES, BUT THEY MOVED ON FROM THAT METHOD OF HARVEST
me: *SCREAMING*

show: BUT WHO TURNED OFF THE PYRAMIDS??
me: *SCREAMING*
show: the answer to that... may lie in the South Pole!!!!!
me: sCrEaMiNg*

show: The USA military found the entrance to inner Earth, but as the fighters tried to enter, they were attacked by UFOs!! And the aliens later released the captured pilots who were told they could not tell humanity of what happened.
me: SCREAMING

show: Whenever a UFO crash on american soil, black unmarked helicopters and black unmarked vehicles will approach the crash site. Then they will retrieve the UFO wreckage and transport them out of the area.
me: *secret undercover scream*