conspiracy theories Afficher plus
show: experts believe that 2% of the human population has been abducted by aliens.moi: *screaming*
show: were the UFOs bases off the coast of LA shooting biological weapons into our atmosphere? me: * S C R E A M I N G"
show: what could be the goals to these alien abductions? the answer could lie... in our veins!! me: *SCREAMING *
show: NATO was an alliance made to defend the member nations against ALIEN INVASION. me: *screaming*
show: the aliens tried to trigger nuclear war between the Cold War powers. me: *screaming*
@TipsyTentacle maybe the aliens actually hacked the US election and made it just look like russians were involved!
@tcql wow, next levelis trump trading with alien vampires???
@TipsyTentacle trump; trades with alien vampires, is actually a reinvigorated egyptian mummy who feasts on the life energy of democrats by consuming their liberal tears, and secretly adopted a werewolf baby
conspiracy theories Afficher plus
@TipsyTentacle trump; trades with alien vampires, is actually a reinvigorated egyptian mummy who feasts on the life energy of democrats by consuming their liberal tears, and secretly adopted a werewolf baby