Show: the aliens have secret bases under the sea and that's where they attack us from.
Me: *screaming, but underwater *

Show: these of pictures of their dome bases. Scientists say they are undersea volcanoes, but experts believe they're undersea alien domes. These bases have existed long before human settlement in the area (more like white settlements since the area in question is LA)
Me: *screaming underwater volcanicly *

show: Puerto Rico is near a secret USO (unidentified submerged object) base. The base was formerly known as Atlantis.
me: *screaming underwater in ancient Greek*

show: Telsa was able to listen in on alien radio communications.
me: It was Illuminati communications, gosh.

@TipsyTentacle No, no, that one was aliens, actually.

@witchfynder_finder i wonder if secret society conspiracy theorists and shadow government in cahoots with aliens conspiracy theorists ever get into fights.