@witchfynder_finder i wonder if secret society conspiracy theorists and shadow government in cahoots with aliens conspiracy theorists ever get into fights.

@TipsyTentacle They would have to leave the house for that

@TipsyTentacle @witchfynder_finder Attend "The New Living Expo" in Silicon Valley and find out. We went there every year we lived there. Mega fun. Crystal healing. UFO Truth. Remote viewing. Psychic bees. And the astral plane vibration helmet.

@rotatingskull @TipsyTentacle Astral plane...vibration...helmet...???

?????

@rotatingskull @witchfynder_finder holy fuck i wanna go. i would have a fucking field day (although I don't wanna rift on too many people since I would feel a bit bad).

@TipsyTentacle @witchfynder_finder Well don't razz them in their presence anyway. Hang out with them. Experience the crystal healing. Drink the deionized water. It's fun.

@witchfynder_finder @TipsyTentacle There's this dude who does things with tuning forks to your head. Meet him.