**ghost tentacle** @TipsyTentacle · 03 août 2017, 00:42

**ghost tentacle** @TipsyTentacle · 03 août 2017, 00:42

ghost tentacle @TipsyTentacle

03 août 2017, 00:42

ghost tentacle @TipsyTentacle

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Show: the aliens have secret bases under the sea and that's where they attack us from.
Me: *screaming, but underwater *

**ghost tentacle** @TipsyTentacle · 03 août 2017, 00:45

**ghost tentacle** @TipsyTentacle · 03 août 2017, 00:45

03 août 2017, 00:45

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Show: these of pictures of their dome bases. Scientists say they are undersea volcanoes, but experts believe they're undersea alien domes. These bases have existed long before human settlement in the area (more like white settlements since the area in question is LA)
Me: *screaming underwater volcanicly *

**ghost tentacle** @TipsyTentacle · 2017-08-03T01:22:28Z

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show: Puerto Rico is near a secret USO (unidentified submerged object) base. The base was formerly known as Atlantis.
me: *screaming underwater in ancient Greek*

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**Rotating Skull** @rotatingskull@mastodon.social · 03 août 2017, 01:31

**Rotating Skull** @rotatingskull@mastodon.social · 03 août 2017, 01:31

03 août 2017, 01:31

Rotating Skull @rotatingskull@mastodon.social

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@TipsyTentacle Supposably Atlantis was straight on from exiting the Mediterranean via Gibraltar, so technically that's about where Atlantis should be. Therefore…

**ghost tentacle** @TipsyTentacle · 03 août 2017, 02:19

**ghost tentacle** @TipsyTentacle · 03 août 2017, 02:19

03 août 2017, 02:19

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show: Telsa was able to listen in on alien radio communications.
me: It was Illuminati communications, gosh.

**👻™ Uphold Goblino-Holdoism** @witchfynder_finder@cybre.space · 03 août 2017, 02:20

**👻™ Uphold Goblino-Holdoism** @witchfynder_finder@cybre.space · 03 août 2017, 02:20

03 août 2017, 02:20

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@TipsyTentacle No, no, that one was aliens, actually.

**ghost tentacle** @TipsyTentacle · 03 août 2017, 02:22

**ghost tentacle** @TipsyTentacle · 03 août 2017, 02:22

03 août 2017, 02:22

ghost tentacle @TipsyTentacle

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@witchfynder_finder i wonder if secret society conspiracy theorists and shadow government in cahoots with aliens conspiracy theorists ever get into fights.

**👻™ Uphold Goblino-Holdoism** @witchfynder_finder@cybre.space · 03 août 2017, 02:23

**👻™ Uphold Goblino-Holdoism** @witchfynder_finder@cybre.space · 03 août 2017, 02:23

03 août 2017, 02:23

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@TipsyTentacle They would have to leave the house for that

**Rotating Skull** @rotatingskull@mastodon.social · 03 août 2017, 02:26

**Rotating Skull** @rotatingskull@mastodon.social · 03 août 2017, 02:26

03 août 2017, 02:26

Rotating Skull @rotatingskull@mastodon.social

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@TipsyTentacle @witchfynder_finder Attend "The New Living Expo" in Silicon Valley and find out. We went there every year we lived there. Mega fun. Crystal healing. UFO Truth. Remote viewing. Psychic bees. And the astral plane vibration helmet.

**👻™ Uphold Goblino-Holdoism** @witchfynder_finder@cybre.space · 03 août 2017, 02:26

**👻™ Uphold Goblino-Holdoism** @witchfynder_finder@cybre.space · 03 août 2017, 02:26

03 août 2017, 02:26

👻™ Uphold Goblino-Holdoism @witchfynder_finder@cybre.space

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@rotatingskull @TipsyTentacle Astral plane...vibration...helmet...???

?????

**ghost tentacle** @TipsyTentacle · 03 août 2017, 02:47

**ghost tentacle** @TipsyTentacle · 03 août 2017, 02:47

03 août 2017, 02:47

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@rotatingskull @witchfynder_finder holy fuck i wanna go. i would have a fucking field day (although I don't wanna rift on too many people since I would feel a bit bad).

**Rotating Skull** @rotatingskull@mastodon.social · 03 août 2017, 03:00

**Rotating Skull** @rotatingskull@mastodon.social · 03 août 2017, 03:00

03 août 2017, 03:00

Rotating Skull @rotatingskull@mastodon.social

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@TipsyTentacle @witchfynder_finder Well don't razz them in their presence anyway. Hang out with them. Experience the crystal healing. Drink the deionized water. It's fun.

**Rotating Skull** @rotatingskull@mastodon.social · 03 août 2017, 03:02

**Rotating Skull** @rotatingskull@mastodon.social · 03 août 2017, 03:02

03 août 2017, 03:02

Rotating Skull @rotatingskull@mastodon.social

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@witchfynder_finder @TipsyTentacle There's this dude who does things with tuning forks to your head. Meet him.