show: experts believe this video of an alien autopsy is real.
me: *screaming*

oh my gosh they pixelated the genital area!!

person: why would someone invest so much money, time, and effort to make a fake? This clearly is not a fake.
moi: *screaming*

am i being too harsh on conspiracy theorists... hm...

show: These are unlikely to hoaxes and experts believe they're either secret aircraft or... ALIEN SPACECRAFT
me: *screaming*

show: this UFO researcher managed to capture another video of another UFO!!!
me: *screaming*

show: the Star Wars Project by the USA government is used to fire at alien spacecrafts that get too close to Earth.
me: *screaming*

Show: The Majestic 12 killed JFK. Also, they're the shadow government controlling America.
Me: *screaming *

show: most of all russian ufo incidents evidence were destroyed or lost.
moi: sure, jan

OH BOY IT'S THE ANCIENT ALIENS EPISODE
show: the ancient civilizations in egypt and sumeria arose from nowhere to build massive pyramids and temples, and epic achievements even with our technology. Was it human ingenuity or did they receive help from powers beyond earth?
moi: sounds racist but okay

show: Mesopotamia may be called the cradle of civilization... BUT IT WASN'T FOUNDED BY HUMANS. Ancient cravings show winged beings, flame chariots, and flying discs.
me: k

ohmyfuckinggosh
show: they developed agriculture and writing and architecture. but did they achieve this on their own?
me: *SCREAMING*

show: aliens came to earth to harvest gold. also they're from a hidden planet in our solar system!!
me: *screaming and crying invisible gold tears*

really annoyed at this constant assertion that humans couldn't have good astronomy skills or geometric skills or construction skills...

show: the pyramids were a giant soundwave generator or a power plant. Or even a magnetic shield generator to protect Earth.
me: *screaming*

show: maybe humans weren't the first alien experiment at intelligent life. because the Sphinx is possibly built before the pyramids!!
me: what the fuck humanity is hella old. the sphinx being extra old doesn't mean there was another... URGH

show: it was... the ATLANTIS PEOPLE WHO BUILT THE SPHINX
me: *SCREAMING UNDERWATER*

@TipsyTentacle As if we need to ascribe MORE strengths to the fictional Atlanteans. I mean, jeez, Nazi ideology was all about their damn supposed racial superiority from being descendants of Atlantis.