OH BOY IT'S THE ANCIENT ALIENS EPISODE
show: the ancient civilizations in egypt and sumeria arose from nowhere to build massive pyramids and temples, and epic achievements even with our technology. Was it human ingenuity or did they receive help from powers beyond earth?
moi: sounds racist but okay

**ghost tentacle** @TipsyTentacle · 01 août 2017, 18:32

**ghost tentacle** @TipsyTentacle · 01 août 2017, 18:32

01 août 2017, 18:32

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show: Mesopotamia may be called the cradle of civilization... BUT IT WASN'T FOUNDED BY HUMANS. Ancient cravings show winged beings, flame chariots, and flying discs.
me: k

**ghost tentacle** @TipsyTentacle · 01 août 2017, 18:32

**ghost tentacle** @TipsyTentacle · 01 août 2017, 18:32

01 août 2017, 18:32

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ohmyfuckinggosh
show: they developed agriculture and writing and architecture. but did they achieve this on their own?
me: *SCREAMING*

**ghost tentacle** @TipsyTentacle · 01 août 2017, 18:35

**ghost tentacle** @TipsyTentacle · 01 août 2017, 18:35

01 août 2017, 18:35

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show: aliens came to earth to harvest gold. also they're from a hidden planet in our solar system!!
me: *screaming and crying invisible gold tears*

**ghost tentacle** @TipsyTentacle · 01 août 2017, 18:40

**ghost tentacle** @TipsyTentacle · 01 août 2017, 18:40

01 août 2017, 18:40

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really annoyed at this constant assertion that humans couldn't have good astronomy skills or geometric skills or construction skills...

**ghost tentacle** @TipsyTentacle · 2017-08-01T18:43:34Z

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show: the pyramids were a giant soundwave generator or a power plant. Or even a magnetic shield generator to protect Earth.
me: *screaming*

01 août 2017, 18:43 · 1 · 0

**ghost tentacle** @TipsyTentacle · 01 août 2017, 18:46

**ghost tentacle** @TipsyTentacle · 01 août 2017, 18:46

01 août 2017, 18:46

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show: maybe humans weren't the first alien experiment at intelligent life. because the Sphinx is possibly built before the pyramids!!
me: what the fuck humanity is hella old. the sphinx being extra old doesn't mean there was another... URGH

**ghost tentacle** @TipsyTentacle · 01 août 2017, 18:47

**ghost tentacle** @TipsyTentacle · 01 août 2017, 18:47

01 août 2017, 18:47

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show: it was... the ATLANTIS PEOPLE WHO BUILT THE SPHINX
me: *SCREAMING UNDERWATER*

**Sola Grimaude** @Storyteller@mastodon.social · 01 août 2017, 18:48

**Sola Grimaude** @Storyteller@mastodon.social · 01 août 2017, 18:48

01 août 2017, 18:48

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@TipsyTentacle As if we need to ascribe MORE strengths to the fictional Atlanteans. I mean, jeez, Nazi ideology was all about their damn supposed racial superiority from being descendants of Atlantis.

**Sola Grimaude** @Storyteller@mastodon.social · 01 août 2017, 18:49

**Sola Grimaude** @Storyteller@mastodon.social · 01 août 2017, 18:49

01 août 2017, 18:49

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@TipsyTentacle Anyways, the Greeks kicked their ass. So much for superiority.

**ghost tentacle** @TipsyTentacle · 01 août 2017, 18:51

**ghost tentacle** @TipsyTentacle · 01 août 2017, 18:51

01 août 2017, 18:51

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@Storyteller Atlantis is such a weird thing to claim descent from. :/

**Sola Grimaude** @Storyteller@mastodon.social · 01 août 2017, 18:54

**Sola Grimaude** @Storyteller@mastodon.social · 01 août 2017, 18:54

01 août 2017, 18:54

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@TipsyTentacle Not only that, it's based on this weird idea that "Aryan" was making reference to Atlantis, and not actual peoples we know and measure today that were also PoC! Partly from the Theosophical movement founded by Helena Blavatsky and Henry Olcott.

Though even Blavatsky described them as "varying from dark brown, almost black, red-brown-yellow, down the whitest creamy color, yet of one and the same stock"

**Sola Grimaude** @Storyteller@mastodon.social · 01 août 2017, 18:55

**Sola Grimaude** @Storyteller@mastodon.social · 01 août 2017, 18:55

01 août 2017, 18:55

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@TipsyTentacle I mean, fuck, they couldn't get their own pseudo-science right.

**New Face of Failure** @archangelic@cybre.space · 01 août 2017, 18:53

**New Face of Failure** @archangelic@cybre.space · 01 août 2017, 18:53

01 août 2017, 18:53

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@TipsyTentacle are the pyramids so boring that we have to have a million different uses for them? Like they are fucking marvels of human engineering and people are like "they must be some sort of ancient tech!!!!"