Watching a UFO conspiracy documentary that is way too serious...
This is so absurd. It doesn't even try to prove anything, just statements...
Oh my gosh, this makes X-Files seem tame.
OH MY GOSH, THE REASON IS THAT THEY'RE VAMPIRES AND NEED HUMAN BLOOD OH MY GOSH
@TipsyTentacle are you fucking kidding me?!?!
@theZacAttacks I wish I could be making this up, but even I couldn't be as creative as conspiracy theorists
@TipsyTentacle I knew Peter Thiel was an alien!
@AdmiralBell the aliens are capitalists 😎🌈
@TipsyTentacle @AdmiralBell Wait, I thought the aliens were the smart ones...
@TipsyTentacle Obviously