Watching a UFO conspiracy documentary that is way too serious...
Oh my gosh, this makes X-Files seem tame.
"humans can't be this smart"
Um, okay, bro.
"it's aliens. They're helping us in exchange for... Check out after the commercials to find out!!!"
OH MY GOSH, THE REASON IS THAT THEY'RE VAMPIRES AND NEED HUMAN BLOOD OH MY GOSH
@TipsyTentacle are you fucking kidding me?!?!
@theZacAttacks I wish I could be making this up, but even I couldn't be as creative as conspiracy theorists
@TipsyTentacle I knew Peter Thiel was an alien!
@AdmiralBell the aliens are capitalists 😎🌈
@TipsyTentacle @AdmiralBell Wait, I thought the aliens were the smart ones...
This is so absurd. It doesn't even try to prove anything, just statements...