It is claimed Ernest Hemingway once wrote a six-word short story that could make people cry for a bet. The wager was ten dollars, which Hemingway won with the following: Afficher plus
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Executive Dysfunction.
please thumb up this issue into oblivion https://github.com/tootsuite/mastodon/issues/1004
It is claimed Ernest Hemingway once wrote a six-word short story that could make people cry for a bet. The wager was ten dollars, which Hemingway won with the following: Afficher plus
#replacemovietitleswithcats
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Cat
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Cats
Harry Potter and the Cat of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Kittens
Harry Potter and the Order of the Cat
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Maine Coon
Harry Potter and the Deathly Smell Coming Out Of The Litter Box For The Love Of God Fluffy What's IN This Food?
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This 4/20, pls think about the government admitting the war on drugs was smokescreened racism and kept doing it anyway. Think about how in the states where it is legalized, black people still face so many roadblocks in selling it that white people don't.
Weed is good but it's also wrapped up in racism!
please can we have a revolution where we make everything better and nobody has to be homeless or alone or unloved
last boost, witches.town MUD
I picture witches.town being like a little village that we all walk through, stopping by each other's little residences for tea. Makes me want to see what everyone's house would look like.
welcome to goulag / internet censorship / russia Afficher plus
Boost if you speak English.
administration: fixing your server
defenestration: throwing your server out the window
learning something is constructing a personal lore about how it works; and like all lore, it is hazy and open to later contradiction
Gaming: Playing as a girl character in a third person game so you don't stare at a dude's butt the whole time(no homo bro)
#Gameing: Playing as a girl character in a third person game so as to ease the burden of dysphoria before you even realize that's the true reason why (and/or doing so knowingly)
This is a whisper of appreciation to all the invisible efforting that goes into everything
it's not a shoutout, because lord knows there's already enough noise
omg Wire's incoming ping sound is so cute! It's like a pixie giggle!