The Fame Witch @TheFameWitch@witches.town

good morning. what the fuck

Self-care is not metal, but I seriously think it is punk. Society does not fucking want you to be healthy, it wants you to be at just the edge where you're still productive. Fuck that, live awesome.

Gay sky

heres my hot take:
mastodon is a lie

Hello. I've added some colorful and shiny witchy pieces to the shop. Since the end of the month is quite though (the perks of living with depression), boosts are very appreciated.
Thanks and have a magical day ✨
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sql stands for sql qql lql, the true meaning of which has been lost to antiquity but medieval computer scientists found it cute

of course, back then it was ſql

Maybe the real souvenirs are the tchotchkes we bought along the way.

Reminder: Nothing that comes from Encyclopedia Dramatica and 4chan is intended to do good, and it’s impossible to separate the truth from the bullshit. The only reasonable response is to flat-out reject it.

I would like to meet someone that is even more hypersexual than I am, just to be able to say myself "wow I still have some margin".

Also Also Reminder: People who enjoy creating drama very much want you to pick a side and start denouncing people. It’s OK to just save you energy and sit it out or go somewhere else.

reminder:

tired: rot13
wired: rot69

I guess I can't close the car now...

RT @WholesomeMeme@twitter.com: Credit to our good friend @4AMShower@twitter.com

Me to the surgeon who put screws in my foot before I left: I'm moving, do you want my new address?

Me to the surgeon's office after I left: I moved, do you want my new address?

The surgeon's office to me, today: We're getting returned mail for some reason?

Henlo

https://social.wxcafe.net/media/cYdo3_4-ZOqiXmZ7knw

#mastocats

It's nearly April! In france we have saying: "en avril, ne te découvre pas d'un fil", which means "in April, do not discover a thread" and I think that's beautiful #googletranslate

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german #bicycle twitter is debating if infrastructure should accomodate cyclists riding at speeds of 40km/h.

I really don't get this german mentality of having to be able to go at the fastest possible speed all the time.

it's a complete illusion to believe you could ride 35km/h in the city, even the average speed of cars is 20km/h

people. please.

ok maybe thats german mentality + birbsite having a little negative synergy effect on each other.