The Fame Witch @TheFameWitch@witches.town

Morgan Freeman is 80 years old wtffffff

*sweet moo*

Bon vous arrêtez d'être drôle là ?
J'arrête pas de sigil, toujours les même gens en plus, là, je vais passer pour une stalkeuse. (Oh wait)

*silently and gently moo*

Bref, j'ai regardé Summer Wars. C'était sympa.

"Relationship Status: It's Treasonous"

IL Y A DES GENS QUI FONT DES GNS "PLUS BELLE LA VIE"!!!!

@thefishcrow It's all going to depend on the dragon, BUT here's some tips!

1) Dragons like being respected like any other person. Get to know them and respect their boundaries.

2) Don't touch their hoard without asking. Ever. If a dragon lets you view the deep parts of their hoard, that's a massive gesture of trust and a good sign they like you.

3) Any further details depends on the color and temperament of the dragon, as well as individual interests. But remember: Dragons in D&D ARE color coded for your convenience!

(Ravinia Song is silver dragon, she can tell you more)

whoops it's 21:40 already and I still have to

- do laundry
- wash my hair
- do my nails
- test 250 AMIs globally and send the procedure to make them public for approval
- pack

Also there's a rodent called the Giant African Pouched Rat, that can be trained to sniff out and mark unboomed land mines?

They're pretty big, roughly squirrel-sized. With beady little eyes. Weighing about a kilo each.

But, they also like pets and scritches... and bananas? So all in all, they are cute and good ∑:ᴈ

okay I did it

pros of buying a desk chair on amazon warehouse deals: paid 40% the price and the chair comes mostly pre-assembled

cons of buying a desk chair on amazon warehouse deals:

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...mastodon.

I have a confession. There's a thing at work that randomly generates 3 letter codes for campaigns. And one of the cells said "bum" and I giggled for a good five minutes at work.

And then another ten minutes on the tube home. :(

should I declare myself OOTO on april 13 and just say "witches get friday the 13th off work, it's the law"

Hey if you arent a sex worker or have never been a sex worker id sure love it if you stopped trying to shit on things sex workers do to try to make their lives easier. As far as i can see an actual sex worker is involved with switter so can yall dial back the paranoia thanks

someone please fight club student loans already

"Capitalism isn't slavery, slavery is when you force someone to work for you or else they'll die!"

Ha. Haha. Hah.

He got a bath from his older sister this morning! 😊 🐱 ✨
#cats #mastocats

*boop*