The Fame Witch @TheFameWitch@witches.town

Also there's a rodent called the Giant African Pouched Rat, that can be trained to sniff out and mark unboomed land mines?

They're pretty big, roughly squirrel-sized. With beady little eyes. Weighing about a kilo each.

But, they also like pets and scritches... and bananas? So all in all, they are cute and good ∑:ᴈ

okay I did it

pros of buying a desk chair on amazon warehouse deals: paid 40% the price and the chair comes mostly pre-assembled

cons of buying a desk chair on amazon warehouse deals:

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...mastodon.

I have a confession. There's a thing at work that randomly generates 3 letter codes for campaigns. And one of the cells said "bum" and I giggled for a good five minutes at work.

And then another ten minutes on the tube home. :(

should I declare myself OOTO on april 13 and just say "witches get friday the 13th off work, it's the law"

Hey if you arent a sex worker or have never been a sex worker id sure love it if you stopped trying to shit on things sex workers do to try to make their lives easier. As far as i can see an actual sex worker is involved with switter so can yall dial back the paranoia thanks

someone please fight club student loans already

"Capitalism isn't slavery, slavery is when you force someone to work for you or else they'll die!"

Ha. Haha. Hah.

He got a bath from his older sister this morning! 😊 🐱 ✨
#cats #mastocats

*boop*

I'm not furry btw

Be nice to sex workers.

going to bed now.. good night frens!
or good morning or afternoon to you in your respective time zones!

Student Loans Collector: Hi!!! We've decided to more than double how much you pay per month!!!!! :)))))

Me: Uh. No.

Student Loans Collector: No? Well go apply here.

Me: Fine.

Student Loans Collector: Oh, and here!!!!

*goes to FSA website*

FSA: *refuses to ever fucking let me log in so I have to change my password but can't use any previous passwords but my previous passwords never fucking worked to begin with*

friendly reminder to pet your girlfriend (or your boyfriend, or your enbyfriend)

are for everyone

I just came back from the #girlfag #guydyke meetup, where we saw a screening of "Mimicry", a german film
with a girlfag protagonist. the director and maker was there too and she is fantastic. the space was the oldest lgbt* space in east berlin and it's really great how accepting they are of what's considered a weird minority within the queer community.

http://www.mimicry-der-film.de/

I propose a Parliamentary system of government...

That is a government controlled by the music collective Parliament-Funkadelic.

Long may Bootsy reign.

Show some love to switter.at, their instance was only set up yesterday and they just sailed through 1,800 users. Mastodon being awesome at empowering communities experiencing state level harassment and disenfranchisement.

☭Seize the means of communication!☭