The Fame Witch @TheFameWitch@witches.town
Hello ! I'm a witch who boost the most sigilled public jinxes of WitchesTown !
Follow me to find out what our Coven likes the most !
April Fools Pranks for Witches
) Modify a peer's grimoire so a complicated ritual now includes a step wherein the caster must convert their bones into a jelly. Good luck with the rest of the steps, you puddle-shaped fool!
) Remove the date Apr. 1 from this timestream, banishing it to a cold planet orbiting a dim star, a freezing planet of eternal japes and no living things. Renders all calendars useless as everyone awakes from their Mar. 31 slumber on Apr. 2.
) Put a plastic spider near somebody. Some people don't like them. Funny!
Looking things up is really a skill, holy shit.
what if it was called libtoot
my job is....... interesting
My god these 3D printed and laser cut crystalline shoes by Noritaka Tatehana and Iris van Herpen 😍 (The printed dress in the article is a work of art, too) https://3dprint.com/53854/iris-van-herpen-3d-fashion/
what if a mastodon client library written in rust with C-style bindings to support anything that can use FFI
I'm not like other dragons.
I have boobs.
I'm not like other girls.
I can unhinge my jaw and swallow a man whole.
Are you (select one):
⚪️ Male
⚪️ Female
⚪️ Cisgender
⚪️ Other/Prefer not to say
So in Star Wars they explain the Sith as drawing from negative emotion and the Jedi beings stoics, but that doesn't seem like it covers the full spectrum. So I have a question to ask all you Star Wars nerds: are there force uses that instead draw on POSITIVE EMOTIONS? Are there tag team force abilities powered by friendship? Can you levitate yourself up with joy? Are there any twee jedi wearing bright pastel colored clothes and carrying pink lightsabers instead of dressing like a monk or an edgelord, going around the galaxy protecting people with force powers fueled by love and compassion like they're Sailor Moon? I think there's untapped potential here.
I sometimes talk about how I'd find a data science job depressing if the purpose of it was something I disagreed with
but looking at the data and the models and realizing that for a happy future we need to take a drastically different course like ... years ago is pretty depressing too
Subtoot :sparkles: Afficher plus
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Super cute :3
(Via Chuckdrawsthings.)
The father the son and the holy spirit
Moi : je suis vachement sociale.
Aussi moi : préfère attendre le bus au milieu des deals que de rentrer avec mes collègues
horseshoe crab theory: the theory that all ideologies are equally vulnerable to attack by horseshoe crabs
picture from the cave under my desk
The locals are displeased at the intrusion
C'est quand même moi qui ai pris le selfie