The Fame Witch @TheFameWitch@witches.town

Self care for perfectionists looks really different than most people expect:

1. Emailing back to say no, even if you've been procrastinating for two weeks.

2. Ignoring your inbox to go for a walk.

3. Recognizing people have needs, but that doesn't mean you have to be the one to fullfill those needs.

4. Taking time to document and celebrate your accomplishments.

5. Asking, "What if I didn't do that?" and accepting that there will always be something that needs to be done that won't be done.

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Le chill.
https://witches.town/media/i-uD0Mb6L6e1DWciGAA

Love too hear cis guy men tell me trans people today have it sooo much better than they did in the 80s.

Vaisselle faite *proud*

Ici la peur de lady sous l'emprise d'un mec cis

je ne me lasse pas de ce clip https://clips.twitch.tv/ColdHardHamburgerBatChest

interface ovh : Sexe (facultatif)

moi : omg cool !

interface ovh :
☑ Homme
☐ Femme

moi :

Mission accomplie 👌👌

https://witches.town/media/p1sapA5zFptbrG-yHKA

Il ne faut plus dire "diarrhée royale" mais "chiasse à cour".

Ce soir c'est mon anniversaire !
Bon c'est faux, mon anniversaire c'est en septembre.
Mais ce soir, c'est le concert d'Evanescence pour lequel j'ai reçu des places pour mon anniversaire

j'ai les meilleurs frères du monde ❤️

Quand tu essaie de faire le point mais que ton appareil a d'autres priorités. https://witches.town/media/qGVvdWfR01Or0Lz8yiM

I'm watching "Weird Wonders of the World" just for the heckuvit.

In this episode, we find the Swedish Navy... well, chasing a red herring.

During the Cold War, they laced the Baltic with microphones, in search of Soviet subs. These produced what was termed "the typical sound".

Only "the typical sound" did not stop. Sweden thought it had Russian subs plying its coasts.

They (finally) consulted marine acoustic engineers, and played the sound for them. (It's very staticky.)

But the engineers knew what was up.

Herring have an air bladder that is vented by the anus. They release air to disorient predators.

Yep, Russian subs = spooked herring!

@unascribed I'm afraid of making a markov chain bot because I know it'd shitpost better than real me

faudrait que j'm'achète un jean "hommes" car comme ça je pourrais peut être mettre mon TELEPHONE dans ma POCHE putain

Two times in my life I was into a swarm of bees, it was amazing both times

(And no I didn't get stung, bees are friends)

@calendrier_republicain Vous avez entendu? CELEBREZ MOI.

V2 sur suggestion de @bram

@Mirima ah ça parle 15 langues mais bénédiction on connaît pas hein

Oupsi :s