The Fame Witch @TheFameWitch@witches.town

Ici la peur de lady sous l'emprise d'un mec cis

je ne me lasse pas de ce clip https://clips.twitch.tv/ColdHardHamburgerBatChest

interface ovh : Sexe (facultatif)

moi : omg cool !

interface ovh :
☑ Homme
☐ Femme

moi :

Mission accomplie 👌👌

https://witches.town/media/p1sapA5zFptbrG-yHKA

Il ne faut plus dire "diarrhée royale" mais "chiasse à cour".

Ce soir c'est mon anniversaire !
Bon c'est faux, mon anniversaire c'est en septembre.
Mais ce soir, c'est le concert d'Evanescence pour lequel j'ai reçu des places pour mon anniversaire

j'ai les meilleurs frères du monde ❤️

Quand tu essaie de faire le point mais que ton appareil a d'autres priorités. https://witches.town/media/qGVvdWfR01Or0Lz8yiM

I'm watching "Weird Wonders of the World" just for the heckuvit.

In this episode, we find the Swedish Navy... well, chasing a red herring.

During the Cold War, they laced the Baltic with microphones, in search of Soviet subs. These produced what was termed "the typical sound".

Only "the typical sound" did not stop. Sweden thought it had Russian subs plying its coasts.

They (finally) consulted marine acoustic engineers, and played the sound for them. (It's very staticky.)

But the engineers knew what was up.

Herring have an air bladder that is vented by the anus. They release air to disorient predators.

Yep, Russian subs = spooked herring!

@unascribed I'm afraid of making a markov chain bot because I know it'd shitpost better than real me

faudrait que j'm'achète un jean "hommes" car comme ça je pourrais peut être mettre mon TELEPHONE dans ma POCHE putain

Two times in my life I was into a swarm of bees, it was amazing both times

(And no I didn't get stung, bees are friends)

@calendrier_republicain Vous avez entendu? CELEBREZ MOI.

V2 sur suggestion de @bram

@Mirima ah ça parle 15 langues mais bénédiction on connaît pas hein

Oupsi :s

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love the masto game of "is the photo blurry or did it just not load yet..."

#SC #selfieschallenge

Alice: C'est marrant, c'est un peu comme le bénissage.... le bénissement....
Moi:..... La bénédiction....

Hardcore meme.