LB: remember that if you DON'T trust your admin
if you use masto to communicate with people about stuff you wouldn't want a third party seeing, set up a protocol to move those conversations elsewhere
(I trust my admin not to fuck with me but I don't trust all admins universally and I suggest you don't either)
@quine she69/her420
tired: temporary credentials that expire after 1 hour
wired: temporary credentials that become administrator credentials after 1 hour
It's important to rest and recoup after spending an hour using your human as a playground. #catsofmastodon #kitten #tinydeathclaws
In life, beware the psychic vampire. The psychic vampire can be charming, bring a lot of promise, and seem very giving and generous. But the psychic vampire really wants something from you, and they will drain it from you. This can include New Relationship Energy, sexual interest, or simply someone around to take their frustrations and anger on.
When you realize someone is a psychic vampire, pull away and don't look back. Forget the illusory person they tried to convince you of, and don't think you can convince a PV to change.
You: Vegans are fuckin weirdos
Me:
i love masto <3 Afficher plus
@shel @ebeth @doggyjulie says I'm more of an otter

cat problem Afficher plus
Nous recherchons des témoignages de refus d'ALD.
— Comment la demande a été remplie ?
— Dans quelle région / quelle CPAM ?
— Motif de refus ?
Merci de faire circuler ! :)
me: computer, what’s the weather?
computer: who cares lol. im a Computer
I absolutely LOVED the Wicked musical btw. It's also becoming more and more the way I see the world.
(Doesn't hurt that Willow REALLY identifies with the Wicked Witch/Elphaba in it.)
I joined Mastodon thinking "Nobody is going to use this. It's going to be like that week you spent on Diaspora." And then lots of people used Mastodon and it was great and I never went back to birdsite.
the hacker alias "iliana"
my name is iliana and I have too many enamel pins
*taps microphone*
is this thing on owo?
*turns it up to maximum volume*
....HEWWO x3 x3 x3
*all buildings in ten mile radius are pulverised, anyone within a 50 mile radius is turned into a catgirl, every window within a 100 mile radius smashes*