The Fame Witch @TheFameWitch@witches.town

I joined Mastodon thinking "Nobody is going to use this. It's going to be like that week you spent on Diaspora." And then lots of people used Mastodon and it was great and I never went back to birdsite.

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the hacker alias "iliana"

my name is iliana and I have too many enamel pins

*taps microphone*
is this thing on owo?
*turns it up to maximum volume*
....HEWWO x3 x3 x3
*all buildings in ten mile radius are pulverised, anyone within a 50 mile radius is turned into a catgirl, every window within a 100 mile radius smashes*

Life of a programmer
https://twitter.com/runasand/status/978072135162826752

I look like a 9 year old

thinking a lot about the kerning of 6T here

someone took time to do this and I love them

"Jiggle" is a fun word and I'm wondering why no one has wondered about it.

"Just jiggle the handle"

Just because someone does little good things for you, doesn't make up for the majorly bad things they do for you.

You deserve to be treated well and with respect.

I know one might feel desperate for love and think that they won't get any other chance for it. But that's false! Abusive situations are not what you deserve, ever, and abusers are not the only ones that can ever love you. No matter how unlovable you feel.

I'm at PAM 2018 (Passive and Active Measurement conference, Berlin) today and tomorrow.
This talk is on Web QoE (Quality of Experience). The motivation for this work is, of course, money. But I've never seen it put so overtly on a slide before.

Made a comic of one of @MicroSFF amazing short stories. Please have a look at them :)
#comic #MicroFiction #krita #mastoart #mermaid #werwolf

I'm going to get to the office in an hour and everybody is going to be fucking posting in wide text aren't they

I've blocked my shawl!!
#knitting #fiberarts

Si vous roulez en véhicule électrique et que vous utilisez des bornes de recharge publiques (dans certains parkings), il est souhaitable d’indiquer si possible l’heure de fin de votre charge, et/ou un moyen de vous contacter. Du coup j’ai bricolé ça sous Inkscape : collez-le sur un bout de carton, découpez les 3 pièces (et les rectangles sur la pièce principale), trouez au niveau du point central, une attache parisienne, et hop, grâce aux languettes vous pourrez indiquer jusqu’à quelle heure vous utilisez la prise. Vous pouvez récupérer et éditer le .svg ici : https://files.gordon.re/carte_voiture_temps_chargement.svg

Today I'm 😎
#SC #selfieschallenge

realizing that you got someone at work to stop saying "guys" and start saying "folks"

When you try to convince friends to join masto by showing them the memes but they don’t get it

jort jorts

@Mirima (and cute)