The Fame Witch @TheFameWitch@witches.town

sql stands for sql qql lql, the true meaning of which has been lost to antiquity but medieval computer scientists found it cute

of course, back then it was ſql

Maybe the real souvenirs are the tchotchkes we bought along the way.

Reminder: Nothing that comes from Encyclopedia Dramatica and 4chan is intended to do good, and it’s impossible to separate the truth from the bullshit. The only reasonable response is to flat-out reject it.

I would like to meet someone that is even more hypersexual than I am, just to be able to say myself "wow I still have some margin".

Also Also Reminder: People who enjoy creating drama very much want you to pick a side and start denouncing people. It’s OK to just save you energy and sit it out or go somewhere else.

reminder:

tired: rot13
wired: rot69

I guess I can't close the car now...

RT @WholesomeMeme@twitter.com: Credit to our good friend @4AMShower@twitter.com

Me to the surgeon who put screws in my foot before I left: I'm moving, do you want my new address?

Me to the surgeon's office after I left: I moved, do you want my new address?

The surgeon's office to me, today: We're getting returned mail for some reason?

Henlo

https://social.wxcafe.net/media/cYdo3_4-ZOqiXmZ7knw

#mastocats

It's nearly April! In france we have saying: "en avril, ne te découvre pas d'un fil", which means "in April, do not discover a thread" and I think that's beautiful #googletranslate

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german #bicycle twitter is debating if infrastructure should accomodate cyclists riding at speeds of 40km/h.

I really don't get this german mentality of having to be able to go at the fastest possible speed all the time.

it's a complete illusion to believe you could ride 35km/h in the city, even the average speed of cars is 20km/h

people. please.

ok maybe thats german mentality + birbsite having a little negative synergy effect on each other.

I just got out of the press screening for it, so lemme tell you, this is the most ambitious crossover in history

Formal petition to replace .gov with .cop

#cutewitches

Blur pic but whatever
felt cute today :3

figuring out what clothes to wear is the worst

I think my sister would thoroughly enjoy my "the only wands a magical girl needs" shirt but it would make my parents uncomfortable

(would probably get a chuckle out of mom though)

@Luna
Hehe :3