The Fame Witch @TheFameWitch@witches.town

In other news it may seem like I'm spending a lot of time doing tabletop but last night's session made me laugh until I cried multiple times.

Moo <3

*hot and warm puddle of Morgane*

Face is a smoosh

Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind

Just accidentially autocorrected myself into self-confidence.

There's a new Mastodon server for sex workers: switter.at (see @switter for updates).

Whatever you can give will help out me and my bun sis, @bunmonstermom ! money will be used to send her stuff and important papers from Ohio and Virginia to Washington, as she's moving in with us here. more help the better! She needs those papers to schedule a cancer screening.

How we got in this position is a sordid story, but effectively she's stranded but also wants to live with us

She could have cancer for all we know, and her going back to Ohio for her appointment won't be the best idea 'cause she will be out of home a few months later there

Send any money to dubachk@hotmail.com

thank you SO much!

Every boost counts and would be so much appreciated

I am love and cows.

My gf makes me all smily and happy.

I am so fucking sick of people asking me for shit and then not using it. I'm sick of people asking me for advice and then not taking it. I'm sick of people asking me to compile giant docs to coach them through something and then they don't even fucking glance at it.

i.e. friends asking me to make a doc with Japanese phrases and then still fucking asking me in person how to say "Thank you" and "Excuse Me"

April Fools Pranks for Witches

) Modify a peer's grimoire so a complicated ritual now includes a step wherein the caster must convert their bones into a jelly. Good luck with the rest of the steps, you puddle-shaped fool!

) Remove the date Apr. 1 from this timestream, banishing it to a cold planet orbiting a dim star, a freezing planet of eternal japes and no living things. Renders all calendars useless as everyone awakes from their Mar. 31 slumber on Apr. 2.

) Put a plastic spider near somebody. Some people don't like them. Funny!

Looking things up is really a skill, holy shit.

what if it was called libtoot

my job is....... interesting

My god these 3D printed and laser cut crystalline shoes by Noritaka Tatehana and Iris van Herpen 😍 (The printed dress in the article is a work of art, too) https://3dprint.com/53854/iris-van-herpen-3d-fashion/

what if a mastodon client library written in rust with C-style bindings to support anything that can use FFI

I'm not like other dragons.

I have boobs.

#Capitalism #UBI

I'm not like other girls.

I can unhinge my jaw and swallow a man whole.