So like, I do have a mild obsession with my breasts. They are conical in shape due to absolutely ginourmous, puffy nipples that really fuck with my self esteem, to such a point that I absolutely will be getting a breast augmentation regardless of how large my breasts get, just to make them look Right.

Thankfully, I am 100% hot otherwise and have little other problems with my body that a brisk walk and healthier living wouldn't fix.