Sylvhem @Sylvhem@witches.town

dear mastodon, can I haz error message plz

"Coucou, tu pourrais regarder et me dire si la commune de Flêtre 59270 est loin de chez toi s'il te plait ?"
Vous la sentez venir l'entourloupe ?

http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3064308
source: https://twitter.com/nanotsuki_/status/914515556996325376

The "What is Mastodon?" video is still not coming up in YouTube searches for "what is mastodon". I have no idea. It's been 5 days. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPSbNdBmWKE

The tags look like this, and it's definitely public 😕

Here's an idea: read the whole thread before you send people stuff. This isn't a subtoot. I see it all the time and it frustrates me all the time. Knee-jerk toots are not great, ever.

I've realised that some non-English-English speakers may be confused by the British reaction to Mark Zuckerberg sending other people in his place after his invitation to speak to the UK Parliament

While "you are invited to Parliament to speak on this subject" may be interpreted as "we'd like you come and talk if it's not too much bother" to some foreign ears, the phrase actually means "COME HERE RIGHT THIS SECOND YOU LITTLE SHIT AND EXPLAIN YOURSELF"

That's quite sad.

I often see people complaining publicly about Mastodon development here, but I almost never see people thanking @Gargron and contributors for the work they're doing.
I'm sure most people have more positive feedback than negative to make but don't.

Mastodon might have its problems but it's still a great piece of software.

Send some love to Gargron and others.
Or contribute. This is free software, you know.

Y'a monsieur poulpe dans le cast, trop bien

This aged well 😂

Zuck: "The person who puts content on Facebook always owns the information... This is their information, they own it."

BBC: "So just to be clear, you're not going to sell, or share, any of the information on Facebook?"

Zuck: "What the terms say is just, we're not going to share people's information except for with the people they've asked for it to be shared"

Wah va y avoir un taxi 5 qui sort, c'est Luna qui va être contente !

Just accidentially autocorrected myself into self-confidence.

Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind

A story in three pictures.

There's a new Mastodon server for sex workers: switter.at (see @switter for updates).

I am love and cows.