girl: The rest of my family is dead and I became a spy and have endured torture and enslavement for this organization because they promised to save my brother from being executed
this dude: ok but you don't even know how beautiful you are and i would like to kiss you
I want to set my kindle on fire.
@guerrillarain Let me guess… A man wrote this?
@guerrillarain Wow :O.
@Sylvhem NOPE. That's the wildest part!!!!