**[guerrilla defunct]** @guerrillarain · 15 fév. 2018, 22:31

**[guerrilla defunct]** @guerrillarain · 15 fév. 2018, 22:31

[guerrilla defunct] @guerrillarain

girl: The rest of my family is dead and I became a spy and have endured torture and enslavement for this organization because they promised to save my brother from being executed

this dude: ok but you don't even know how beautiful you are and i would like to kiss you

I want to set my kindle on fire.

**[guerrilla defunct]** @guerrillarain · 15 fév. 2018, 22:34

**[guerrilla defunct]** @guerrillarain · 15 fév. 2018, 22:34

the girl has two black eyes and he is thinking about kissing her

i'm calling the cops

**Sylvhem** @Sylvhem · 2018-02-15T22:36:40Z

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@guerrillarain Let me guess… A man wrote this?

15 fév. 2018, 22:36 · 1 · 2

**[guerrilla defunct]** @guerrillarain · 15 fév. 2018, 22:36

**[guerrilla defunct]** @guerrillarain · 15 fév. 2018, 22:36

@Sylvhem NOPE. That's the wildest part!!!!

**Sylvhem** @Sylvhem · 15 fév. 2018, 22:37

**Sylvhem** @Sylvhem · 15 fév. 2018, 22:37

@guerrillarain Wow :O.