I bought a computer online and Mondial Relay delivered it at the Wud & Iron so I supposed it was a bar and I just called the yellow pages number (a cellphone number) to ask if it was open and if I could get it today.

The guy said “Do you know it's sunday? Do you know it's sunday?” (I was trying to explain him the situation so he would remove his cellphone number from the public database and he wouldn't stop talking) “Don't call me back!” then he hunged up.

… and then this asshole stores my laptop