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Luckily I have one of these AND I'm flexible enough to SLAV SQUAT. 🎉 https://witches.town/media/aOf9guJ1DuZcoSZuJQI

I've found myself surprisingly horny lately. I mean, I'd really like to have cock thrusted in me. Like really, really hard.

But there's this problem: My spouse doesn't have a penis. And they're ace, and for the most time I felt myself acey too, so there's practically no sex in our relationship. Which is OK, I couldn't imagine my spouse fucking me, actually. But I'm also absolutely monogamous. I WON'T go and try find someone with a penis just for this. I'd rather be without sex than mess around.

Which leaves me alone with solosex. It's not that bad, but it would still be nice if someone thrusted their cock inside me.

@masklayer Actually I'd like to see #öröltpörkölt to become a meme thing in these mic testing contexts.

@masklayer My favourite would be 'örölt pörkölt' (which I suppose means 'roasted & ground' in Hungarian).

@Mirima https://youtu.be/vYPt-hRZFbw

@Mirima Oh, just an old meme reference. 🤡

@Mirima ¿Esas son Reebok o son Nike?

#introduction _again_?! Sure, why not.

37 years, #translator, #languages, #Finnish, #Dutch, #Swedish, English etc.

#writing, #reading, #books. I read _a lot_.

I'm quite lefty, but my energy goes mainly to #coop stuff (here on Masto @Stoori for more serious stuff) and not so much on actual politics.

There could be much to out, but I don't like self-outing as a prerequisite for peer acceptance.

And I'm stuck in #Finland, although I'd like to live in the #Netherlands.

Oh, and #velopunk!

@nico I try to recognise actual locations from semi-random photographs just for fun.

I don't know how niche that really is, given that there's the popular Geoguessr game. But not giving up until being completely certain is how I play it. One round may take hours.

@ebel Or more generally: cis + hrt = Christ.

illuminati conufrm

Once again, straight outta sauna. https://witches.town/media/pd6Caie30Y11gIF5STQ

@kai For me nanowrimo is a perfect framework to write fast-paced satirical stories.

It doesn't work very well with slow small-scale intimate novels.

@kai I just use #nanowrimo as a time management tool for writing certain kind of novels (I mean, not every novel is suitable for nanowrimo).

Well, that de-escalated quickly. :|

@revenant So they went after Osama because of what — copyright infringement?

I mean I assume those were pirated games.

2. I'm not that into desserts actually. Let's say stroopwafels.

1. In great amounts. Morning tea is substandard Earl Grey brewed by me, evening tea is something delicious selected and brewed by my personal tea master a.k.a. spouse. Only very special circumstances can prevent us from drinking our evening tea.

Stolen from twatter. Slam that sigil button! https://witches.town/media/1THgrfppIkTzKzhMgsQ