don't know how your legacy infrastructure works? got a bug that disappears whenever you try to investigate it? got a frequent crash in your analytics that you just can't reproduce?

well!! hire a VOID SEER and your problems should disappear overnight!

(disclaimer, said "overnight" refers to the unending darkness that will descend for the length of their employment)

@blackle Are they the ones who actually understand ffmpeg's complex filter syntax? =P