Ａｌｉｃｅ @Sasha@witches.town

@Nocta Pour moi leur plus gros tour de force reste marketing : celui de vendre l'homéopathie comme une façon de résister aux méchants labos qui produisent les vaccins — les *laboratoires* Boiron, étant, comme personne ne l'ignore, une organisation publique à but non-lucratif… 😏

Oooo but it's starting to snow again !! Very few little flakes, but snow nonetheless. What a great winter we're having ! 🌨

@Shyfon Salut ! Tu nous refais les Nymphéas ? J'aime bien en tout cas 💜

#LifeHack : you wanna have premonitory dreams ? Just do what you dream of !

tired: solar flare
wired: solar flake ?!

@garbados Excellent plan ! Can I write an article about it ? I'd call it «One weird trick to avoid the sadness of contemplating the web's slow decay into violence, dumbness and eventually nothingness.»

I bought so much wool ! I'm gonna weave like mad 😀

@AliceinCrystalTokyo Excellent news ! Now you can scare her into leaving you alone ! Glance an awkward glance at her, slightly wave your fingers and remember : when you've done things right, no one will be sure you've done anything at all ;)

@AliceinCrystalTokyo So can you tell us if you do know ? What is it ? Like a white magic protective spell ? I thought you'd have to do more with the salt, like spread it or burn some in a candle or something. Just bagging it and stuffing it in you pocket, sorry but that just sounds lame.

@SuricrasiaOnline Wow that's a definition I like ! Does that mean that… any book I write, as long as it doesn't end up in Suricrasia Online's library, will be… a *real book* ?! Oh my gosh, that'd make me, like, a *real author* ?!

@AliceinCrystalTokyo Mmmh don't worry it's just so that the black dead chicken you sacrifice tastes a bit better. (I really think she found out you had an account on something called «Witches Town» and wanted to see if we had transformed you yet by checking how you reacted to salt)

@SuricrasiaOnline Define «fake book» 🤔

@Morgane Moo c'est vraiment des relous. C'est bien que tu parles de ce genre de choses, faut que je me blinde en avance pour quand je serai confrontée. Moi qui avait naïvement espoir que le milieu médical soit un peu plus au courant et accueillant ^^ Je savais même pas que ça pouvait être «genré» une analyse médicale.

@Kracotte Exposed ? Why ? Anyway it's a very interesting thread and I can so relate to half the answers ^^