Yeah, I had one like that at the previous company I was working for.

No, right now I was more thinking about some pages in PERL documentation written by people who obviously think they own the «functional» paradigm and that you must be so confused by so much wisdom at once, and about NixOS where they're so proud to have a system in which «you don't install packages, you declare an environment in which it is installed», but it's virtually impossible to find a simple example of what to write in configuration.nix and when you do it fails miserably and you'll never get documentation to help you understand why it's obvious it couldn't work. 😅