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a person from an old tabletop game messaged me earlier today to ask me if my character had sex with a dolphin

THINGS THAT HAPPENED IN THIS SCENARIO:

1) yes, there was a dolphin space pirate named Ignacio who had a huge mech
2) my character stole a bunch of jewels from his ship
3) a sick-ass chase scene involving the dolphin holding a grenade launcher ensued which ended with my character psychically exploding a building (accidentally) and escaping before the city was nuked from orbit (unrelated)

THINGS THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN
1) my character did not have sex with a dolphin

Rae☄️ @Raelynn

@kara but better way to end a mech heist tho

@Raelynn the dolphin was driving the mech and the chase scene didn't happen after the heist, my character happened to bump into him at a library

@kara at least there he can study up on how you kicked his ass

@kara that was a bad joke, I apologize

I forgot to add "😎"