oh god that reminds me

my ex used to have an old tomcat when I first travelled to the US to meet her, called Blue, who was this big old white furred tom who took an IMMEDIATE liking to me.

He walked into the room, took one look at me, then trotted over, hopped up onto my lap, curlled up and started purring. After I pet him a little, he turned around, put his paws up on my chest, purred louder and let out an AWFUL fart.

apparently that was his way of saying "hi I REALLY like you". X_X;