Qwyrdo @Qwyrdo@witches.town

I have opened @qwyrdo !

I am *not* fully migrated yet, and probably will not be until Saturday or Sunday.

I will update if (more likely when) I appear on other instances, since I might as well experiment, right?

That is all for now ∑:ᴈ

@Qwyrdo Oh, and I come with bonus levels!

🌠 Creative linguistics
🌠 #ActuallyAutistic
🌠 #Transgender
🌠 #Nonbinary
🌠 Historic naval architecture & naval combat

So if your creative projects could use some help with any of these non-#Science thing, I'm your Enby!

So I just learned that, evidently, there is a *market* for writers wanting to learn physics & astronomy??

That is like… a perfect gig for me?? I might not know *all the maths* but Stars below do I know me some good…

🌠 Orbital mechanics
🌠 Exoplanet anatomy
🌠 Stellar evolution basics
🌠 Basic biology & astrochemistry
🌠 Rocketry 101
🌠 Relatively wyrdness
🌠 Climatology
🌠 Probably lots more stuff! Just ask me!

Basically, if you want to physics for writing, talk to me ✨🚀✨

Also: Hi, new and recent followers!

As you have probably surmised, I can be quite #random and often have #NoFilter 🙃

Welcome to my externalised brain, and plan accordingly!

Well, I should hygiene, and shop.

Feeling listless, though. Like I want to do something different today, but IDK *what*.

Could work on some of the paperwork Voc Rehab gave me, largely around identifying my strengths, weaknesses, and career goals.

Low hanging fruit, really. But still productive feeling?

@Qwyrdo I need to do shopping anyway, so I guess the timing of this culinary ennui is pretty good, at least…

Welp. I think the nearly impossible is happening:

I'm growing tired of fritatte. ∑:s

Will need to noodle about what to replace them with that still satisfies my main requirements:

· Lots of protein
· Vegetarian
· Includes mushrooms
· Ideally, also includes spinach, eggs, & cheese

Maybe just moving toward Mexicoid cuisine will do the trick…? 🤔

"No True Scotsmen" would make a great Celtopunk band name.

I'd be surprised if it isn't one already.

I'd be disappointed if it's not Celtopunk.

Saw a truck for "Ultimate Events".

That sounds pretty ominous.

Was it on the way to Nightvale…?

Via @iustinus: cute overload!!

https://www.facebook.com/thepetcollective/videos/2028732233808238

Welp I've basically just carpet-bombed my back with CBD balm. Hopefully that will at least get me through labs.

When I get home I'll probably take one of my pills and then fall asleep a while.

Yes, today is definitely a Bad* Pain Day.

*Never mind that it's only about a 5 on the Mankoski scale. It's still fryggin annoying.

Silence. Yes, it's better this way. 🙃

Hecate, why not:

Fav if you'd massage my big 45 year old butt

Boost if you think a friend would

@Qwyrdo I mean… I *guess* I could slather some balm or whatever on my back prior to going in? But I'd want to disclose that, which in theory could cause the masseux to refuse treating me.

Besides, given how far down my pain is going today, *technically* this hypothetical massage would slip into sex work.

*I'm* fine with that, but I doubt most masseux *really* want to be massaging my butt ∑:p

Honestly it's a giant shame that cannabis isn't just plain legalized here?

Yes, I'm a state authorized user. I can basically use all the CBD I want.

But I can't go somewhere to get a CBD massage. Which, frankly, I kind of *need* right now.

Any masseux would either have to wear gloves (eww texture squick) or be an authorized patient, themselves.

Oh right. I gotta go get labs done this afternoon.

Wheeee.