@Qwyrdo I mean… I *guess* I could slather some balm or whatever on my back prior to going in? But I'd want to disclose that, which in theory could cause the masseux to refuse treating me.
Besides, given how far down my pain is going today, *technically* this hypothetical massage would slip into sex work.
*I'm* fine with that, but I doubt most masseux *really* want to be massaging my butt ∑:p