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I definitely fell asleep.

@Qwyrdo Also, though my legs aren't completely sleep paralysed, they *don't* want to move yet.

It's like they're stuck in place with powerful neodymium magnets.

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@Qwyrdo I mean, I *suppose* the gravitational constant could have increased while I was asleep? But the lack of massive earthquakes and tsunamis point away from that.

Or did I put a couple teaspoons of neutron star under my bed & just forgot about it…? 🤔

@Qwyrdo earth orbit is being corrected. you may experience temporary asymmetric lateral acceleration dependent on local time and latitude, but leap years will no longer be necessary.

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Me: huh, my foot fell asleep

Also me: I mean, what are "molecules", really