I apparently bled on the sheet and Kris noticed before either human and spent so long licking it you can barely see the stain.
I love him and all, but it's moderately disconcerting to know that your dog will happily spend hours licking your blood.
@Maenad Eww. (And psst, you *might* want to CW this one…)
@Qwyrdo point taken. Pre-coffee brain struggles with CWs - I basically don't want to repost due to that effectively boosting a gross throwaway story in people's feed but will try to be better in the future.
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@Maenad Stars do I hear you on "pre-coffee brain".
In my case, "brain" being… well, a few ganglia here and there.
@Qwyrdo point taken. Pre-coffee brain struggles with CWs - I basically don't want to repost due to that effectively boosting a gross throwaway story in people's feed but will try to be better in the future.