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always

humans: everybody work as hard as you can, and when winter comes, we'll have enough food for everyone, even the little ones who can't farm so good yet
capitalists: *takes the farmland and rents it back to the farmers*
capitalists: This is the superior system because of human nature. It simply isn't human nature for each person to work according to their ability and receive food according to their needs. Humans are naturally greedy.
little human: *dies*

sex is cool but have you tried communism??

I just wrote a summary of all the blog posts I've written recently. You can find it here
https://www.patreon.com/posts/all-blog-posts-4-8777453

This summary does not include the recent thingy I wrote about pineapples and Mastodon, which I will shamelessly link here:
https://medium.com/@sargoth/mastodon-pineapples-social-media-and-other-unanswered-questions-c5127c7c9aa0

people post photos that'll be like "oh look its two identical skeletons you can't tell who is gay"

NO

i have an identifiably gay skeleton

like my doctor looked at my skeleton and was like "wow thats gay"

Folks, you cannot call no homo on this site. In fact this place is about more homo

I could give a pigshit if Mastodon is 'successful' by the standards of bourgeoisie tech oligarchs, the press, and celebrity pr interns. its already a better experience by being a platform I don't feel miserable using

👏Prison👏labor👏is👏slave👏labor.👏

I'm mentally preparing myself now:
SO: You don't look like you slept much - when did you go to bed?
ME: Oh, sometime around 2:30ish?
SO: Why were you up so late?
ME: Mastodon.
SO: ...?
ME: I'm too tired, I'll explain it later

Facebook: Everyone knows me. I am me

Twitter: Some people know me. I am a persona based on me

Mastodon: Nobody knows me. I am a transient, sentient beam of ultraviolet light

the best thing about being a marxist is you can blame capitalism for pretty much anything bad in your life and you're never wrong

I saw a toddler dressed as a Minion and thought of the normalization of indentured servitude under capitalism so I'm really sad now

Just believe in it.

Like, if something works for you, then it works.

But it'll only work if you believe it's gonna.

Rituals only help reinforce and Hack belief.

Extraordinary feats require extraordinary belief.

But you can do anything.

You're a goddamn witch. Just believe in yourself.

And the witches are practicing realmagicks
as the furries all fav the awoos
Yes, they're boosting a toot they call Mastodon
and it's better than boosting bird doo

Housing